Quantcast
Home » Gospel You are browsing entries tagged with “Gospel”

The final judgment

By

The story is told about an elderly man who had eight strands of hair left on his head. He went to a barbershop and the barber jokingly asked him, “Shall I count or cut your hair?” The old man smiled and said, “Nope! Separate the strands and color them one by one!”

Posted: November 23rd, 2014 in Columnists,Columns,Editor's Pick,Featured Columns,Featured Headline,Inquirer Opinion | Read More »

Credit and debit

By

The story is told about a professor who was explaining credit and debit to his accounting student. “Credit is when you work, earn, and save money. Debit is when you do not work, do not earn, and do not save money,” he said. The student asked: “What about when you do not work, do not save, and yet have money?” “Ah,” the professor replied, “that is kupit(filching).”

Posted: November 16th, 2014 in Columnists,Columns,Featured Columns,Featured Headline,Inquirer Opinion | Read More »

Housecleaning

By

Sometime last week, on our way to Batangas, I told my driver: “Mag rosary tayo.” To my surprise, he made a sudden U-turn and brought me to the grocery!

Posted: November 9th, 2014 in Columnists,Columns,Featured Columns,Featured Headline,Inquirer Opinion | Read More »

Follow Me

By

The story is told about a wife who lost her husband whom she loved so much. On the day of his burial, as a sign of her undying love and devotion, and with hope that they will still be in communication, she slipped into the coffin pit her husband’s cell phone. Imagine her surprise when three days after the burial, she received a text message which read: “Here na me. Follow na you!”

Posted: November 2nd, 2014 in Columnists,Columns,Featured Columns,Featured Headline,Inquirer Opinion | Read More »

More You, less me

By

The story is told about a doctor who examined his patient’s legs and declared, “We have to amputate one of your legs because of your diabetes.” After the procedure, the doctor told his patient, “I have bad news for you. I cut the wrong leg! But I also have good news for you. Your bad leg is getting better!”

Posted: October 26th, 2014 in Columnists,Columns,Featured Columns,Featured Headline,Inquirer Opinion | Read More »

Advertisement

News

  • De Lima takes extra precautions following Bilibid raid
  • LRT, MRT fare hike starts January
  • Bills in Congress seek to increase gov’t physicians’ pay
  • Simbang Gabi at the Gesu (Day 5)
  • Coffee delivery to Germany includes huge sack of cocaine
  • Sports

  • PBA legend Samboy Lim out of ICU
  • Painters avenge Game 1 loss, humble Aces in Game 2
  • Jordan’s game-worn shoes fetch $33,000
  • Olympian faces mischief charge in car vandalism
  • Beermen draw first blood, blast Texters
  • Lifestyle

  • Seven things to enjoy in 1D World
  • Holiday mall hours during Christmas, New Year
  • Coelho says Sony hack threatens all
  • Auschwitz victim suitcases get high-tech storage
  • DOH gives tips on gift-giving
  • Entertainment

  • 8 films compete in 2014 MMFF
  • 7th Heaven ‘pastor’ denies he’s a pedophile in interview
  • 9 films advance in Oscars shortlist for best foreign film
  • Man spends $150,000 to look like Kim Kardashian
  • Ashanti ‘horrified’ by prospect of stalker retrial
  • Business

  • 4 oil firms to cut fuel prices
  • PLDT, Filinvest in talks on campus-type HQ
  • Jollibee Foods Corp. to operate Dunkin’ Donuts network in China
  • The Christmas diet that celebrates life and doesn’t break the heart
  • DM status: It’s complicated!
  • Technology

  • 5 ways to make your email safer in case of a hack attack 
  • North Korea denies connection with Sony hacking
  • Kim Jong Un game spoof ‘Glorious Leader!’ moving forward
  • Earn more entries to Inquirer’s promo and win a condo
  • Parents warned vs Net lingo: ‘Let’s try 8’
  • Opinion

  • Editorial cartoon, December 20, 2014
  • Down this road before
  • Bilibid and the military
  • Opinion polling in Myanmar (Burma)
  • Collective action levels playing field
  • Global Nation

  • Life on streets is difficult, but free, says anthropologist
  • DFA looks into China plan to build maritime observation network
  • DFA releases authentication service schedule for holiday season
  • Pemberton shows up for first time
  • Pope to meet 24,000 Filipino youths in UST
  • Marketplace
    Advertisement