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Power and presence

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The story is told about a man who boasted about owning a cell phone that needed charging only once in three months! There was a hitch, though: The power source was a motorcycle battery that he had to constantly carry in his backpack!

Posted: June 1st, 2014 in Columnists,Columns,Featured Columns,Featured Headline,Inquirer Opinion | Read More »

Never alone

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The story is told about an old fellow who fell in love with a lady. He got down on one knee and told her there were two things he wanted to ask her.

Posted: May 25th, 2014 in Columnists,Columns,Editor's Pick,Featured Columns,Featured Headline,Inquirer Opinion | Read More »

There is a way

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The story is told about a child who asked his father: “Dad, what would happen if a bad politician drowns in the river and his body is never found?” The father answered: “Son, there would be pollution.” The son asked again: “What would happen if all bad politicians drown in the river, and their bodies are never found?” The father answered: “Son, that would be the solution.”

Posted: May 18th, 2014 in Columnists,Columns,Featured Columns,Featured Headline,Inquirer Opinion | Read More »

Fear no more

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The story is told about a man who was unsure whether another man who had opened the church door was the priest, so he asked him: “Sir, are you de-pressed?” I heard that the same man, unsure about the woman who had opened the door of the sisters’ convent nearby, asked her: “Are you di-saster?”

Posted: April 27th, 2014 in Columnists,Columns,Featured Columns,Featured Headline,Inquirer Opinion | Read More »

Moving on

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The story is told about a man who informed his wife that he was taking the 9 a.m. flight to Shanghai. Unfortunately, the plane crashed and neither the plane nor the survivors could be found. The end? No. because instead of taking the 9 a.m. flight to Shanghai, the husband took the 9 a.m. flight to Osaka, Japan, with his girlfriend. He is alive! The problem is: How will he explain that to his wife?!

Posted: April 20th, 2014 in Columnists,Columns,Editor's Pick,Featured Columns,Featured Headline,Inquirer Opinion | Read More »

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