By Fr. Jerry M. Orbos SVD
The story is told about a mother who told her little girl: “No matter what happens, hold on tight to my skirt so that you won’t get lost in this crowded mall.” The little girl dutifully complied as she held on and held on tight all throughout. Two hours later, there was an announcement coming from the mall’s public address system: “Calling on the parents or guardians of a lost little girl who would not let go of a red skirt in her hands!”
Posted: July 27th, 2014 in Columnists,Columns,Featured Columns,Featured Headline,Inquirer Opinion | Read More »
By Fr. Jerry M. Orbos SVD
The story is told about a man who boasted about owning a cell phone that needed charging only once in three months! There was a hitch, though: The power source was a motorcycle battery that he had to constantly carry in his backpack!
Posted: June 1st, 2014 in Columnists,Columns,Featured Columns,Featured Headline,Inquirer Opinion | Read More »
By Fr. Jerry M. Orbos SVD
The story is told about an old fellow who fell in love with a lady. He got down on one knee and told her there were two things he wanted to ask her.
Posted: May 25th, 2014 in Columnists,Columns,Editor's Pick,Featured Columns,Featured Headline,Inquirer Opinion | Read More »
By Fr. Jerry M. Orbos SVD
The story is told about a child who asked his father: “Dad, what would happen if a bad politician drowns in the river and his body is never found?” The father answered: “Son, there would be pollution.” The son asked again: “What would happen if all bad politicians drown in the river, and their bodies are never found?” The father answered: “Son, that would be the solution.”
Posted: May 18th, 2014 in Columnists,Columns,Featured Columns,Featured Headline,Inquirer Opinion | Read More »
By Fr. Jerry M. Orbos SVD
The story is told about a man who was unsure whether another man who had opened the church door was the priest, so he asked him: “Sir, are you de-pressed?” I heard that the same man, unsure about the woman who had opened the door of the sisters’ convent nearby, asked her: “Are you di-saster?”
Posted: April 27th, 2014 in Columnists,Columns,Featured Columns,Featured Headline,Inquirer Opinion | Read More »
